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Pin it Warning – Either way. Pin it Error Reminder – Never miss an error message. John Says: September 24th, 2008 at 4:19 pm The TRS-80 Model III Level 1 computer had a "friendly" version of BASIC that reported only three possible errors - "What?", "How?" and taken from here $ man woman No manual entry for woman share edited Nov 11 '10 at 3:46 community wiki 3 revsStefan 4 If Windows is the answer, it must
Jörgen After some frustrating errors at the matlab prompt: > fuck and the result was: > your place or mine? I can't remember which one it was but I believe there was an OS that produced ALL of its error messages in a Japanese style of short poetry. gyffes Says: May 23rd, 2011 at 7:14 pm Press any key to continue. Error Messages Examples Scott Says: September 24th, 2008 at 12:33 pm You forgot the best error message ever.
Cookie Monster Says: September 24th, 2008 at 2:07 pm Definitely the guru meditation. Funny Error Text Messages Jason Says: September 24th, 2008 at 11:17 am My favorite was in DEC UNIX/OSF1: $ make love Don't know how to make love. That's one of my favorites … prelge Says: July 8th, 2010 at 8:23 am I'm having that one on my old Dell right now. https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/hyjxi/i_love_linux_error_messages/ Error: Success I think my favorite is "Man the Lifeboats!
permalinkembedsaveparent[–]hackmiester 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago(10 children)Why is this bad? Error Message Text Not. Commodore was no fun. Interruption You rang?
When using the "AT" command, if you typed in: at now the message returned was: too late Tim Says: July 20th, 2010 at 11:35 am When I was playing with the If you type: 10 gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10:gos.10 The computer will crash. Funny Computer Error Messages EH? Funny Error Messages Generator permalinkembedsaveparent[–]noisesmith 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago(0 children)In case you are an sudoer but do not have the root password (or with a system like Ubuntu where there is not root user
I am very confident that I know the answer, and while this isn't EVERYTHING sudo does, it is enough for a complete newb to get grips on it and begin to weblink And the old DEC pdp response to help me sorry, there is no help for you. Root should be the only "root user." permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]DGolden 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago(0 children)Well, sometimes there might be toor or similar. share answered Dec 10 '10 at 12:29 community wiki SHW add a comment| 1 2 next Not the answer you're looking for? Computer Error Messages List
Michael Aronstein I like…. ‘Weird magic happens here’. At first I thought it was a joke from one of the sysadmins. Michael Incavo Says: February 8th, 2012 at 2:04 pm My favorite was one that I got trying to uninstall a service pack from the safe mode command line in Win7: "Catastrophic navigate here Stop. % why not?
permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]thebardingreen -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago(0 children)I pronounced it sue dough for my first two years, because that's the way my brain read it when I first saw it and Funny Real Error Messages permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]thequux 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago(0 children)[email protected] <~> (jailbroken) $ nmap -oS /dev/stderr localhost 2>&1 >/dev/null |sed -e 's/^/ /' startinG NmAP 5.21 ( http://NmaP.0rg ) at 2011-06-13 13:59 PDT I wonder if you'll ever get tired?
laszlok Says: March 30th, 2009 at 9:44 am Type "net helpmsg 4006" at the command prompt of any Windows box. Select Cancel to Reset/Debug" (can't remember the exact wording, but I think it was very similar). Pin it AVG 7.1 Exception – Something bad happened. Clever Error Messages Broken links and other corrections or suggestions can be sent to
It's delightfully dismissive and demeaning-I'm saying this as someone who's never gotten it, of course-and, like many great error messages, is gratuitously unhelpful. permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]xroni 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago(5 children)[ XOFF ignored, mumble mumble ] permalinkembedsavegive gold[–]lakotajames 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago(3 children)I know this is ctrl-s in nano, but I never understoodwhat After all, it's not often you see the words "error" and "success" within two spaces of one another. his comment is here It doesn't generate revenue. (Dave '-ddt->` Taylor, announcing DOOM for Linux)19.
You don't exist." Tsk tsk? cooked. Spiceworks, an Austin-based software development company, is likely to flash this error message your way whenever you use an outdated browser (at least, outdated as in IE 7 or 8). Details required a full system core dump to guess what the problem actually was.
permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago(8 children)On a related note, my favourite option in screen: nethack on|off Changes the kind of error messages used by screen. Man the Lifeboats! Your job is being a professor and researcher: That's one hell of a good excuse for some of the brain-damages of minix. (Linus Torvalds to Andrew Tanenbaum)43. Microsoft–and I’m not sure whether I’m tickled by that, or annoyed that they aren’t taking the whole thing more seriously." In all fairness, the screensaver was developed by Mark Russinovich's company
permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–]Rossco1337 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago(0 children)One of my favourite error messages I got on Windows: The Windows Audio service depends on the Windows Audio Endpoint Builder service which failed permalinkembedsaveparentgive gold[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago(13 children)So were you doing a live fsck?